I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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