Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
