i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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