she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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