I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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