You work out of a Hotel?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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