i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
