I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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