So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Oh god it's open bar.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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