iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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