Kiss
Puke
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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