Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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