The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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