is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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