so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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