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(816): View more from Missouri

Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does

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(312): View more from Illinois

Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.

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None of that is ok.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.

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(773): View more from Illinois

while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.

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(940): View more from Texas

You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.

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