if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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