The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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