yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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