I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
bring money and cleavage
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize
