when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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