Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Farmville is her only friend.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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