its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I would fuck him just for his dog
I have post one night stand depression
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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