There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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