I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
time to smoke my breakfast
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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