i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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