But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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