On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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