He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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