he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
