its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He shit in the fireplace
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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