Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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