You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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