I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
