you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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