Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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