idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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