I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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