You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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