Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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