You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
These tits shall not be calmed
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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