There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just want nice things and good sex
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
