So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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