Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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