I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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