I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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