Don't you send me to vm
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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