i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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