I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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