Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I need moral support for this bender
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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