i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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