you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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