I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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