Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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