I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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