i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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