nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm always down for nudity.
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