He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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