It's Friday. Sex?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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