I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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